I woke up in the night confused. Something felt a little bit different. It was dark and I could not see my hand in front of me. I felt a little dizzy and I hugged my body and felt fur. I touched my face--wet. I was a gorilla. From then on, I wake up in the middle of the night and I am Gorilla Man. I find my Gorilla power very handy. I have physical strength 5 times that of a regular man and I am an expert at communicating with animals. The ladies come and love me and we share many flirtatious evenings. And the ladies go when the morning comes and I return to my homeless man self.
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